July 4, 2022

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This Shopee retailer sells US$0.04 durian husks for 'naughty hubbies' to kneel on

On the earth of obscure on-line purchasing, you will discover all kinds of ‘merchandise’ which are touted to repair sure issues. From impotence, to bodily look, there is a product for all the pieces.

However what if you wish to ‘punish’ your untrue or ‘awful’ husband?

Naughty husbands, beware.

A retailer on e-commerce platform Shopee is promoting durian husks (the thorny outer ‘shell’ of the fruit) for what they declare can be utilized to ‘punish naughty husbands’ in a wide range of methods. The perfect half? They’re promoting for simply RM0.18 (US$0.04) a slice.

IMAGE: New Straits Instances

Whereas the product description is in Chinese language, fortunately Google Translate hasn’t utterly butchered it for us non-Chinese language-speakers. The vendor offers helpful ‘ideas’ for the quantity of durian husk slices you want for sure ‘punishments’:

One slice for: Kneeling on only one knee (an insincere marriage proposal).

Two slices for: Coming residence late.

Three slices for: Hiding cash.

4 slices for: Hiding cash and taking part in silly.

5 slices for: “Enjoying outdoors” (we assume this implies gallivanting).

Six slices for: Getting caught in mattress (with one other girl, most likely).

Seven slices for: Going out with out a face masks on.

Eight slices for: Breaking (COVID-19) SOPs.

As of press time, 5 orders have already been made – although the aim of those purchases cannot be decided.

One shopper even left a glowing five-star evaluation (full with pictures), saying the durian husks do not harm him when he kneels on them.

Photographs of the durian husks had been included within the evaluation. IMAGE: Shopee

“Boss heng heng, the Musang King durian shell does not harm after I kneel, I’ll use it when I’ve a girlfriend, thanks boss,” the shopper writes, to which the vendor responds, “Want that you’re going to get a girlfriend and spouse early for wealth and prosperity!”

In fact, if it wasn’t apparent by now – the vendor most likely (hopefully) does not need individuals to purchase these durian husks to commit precise bodily abuse on their spouses. The final line of the product description leads patrons to a different product of their retailer – recent, scrumptious durian (with a number of varieties).

Undoubtedly a novel and intelligent option to entice consideration to your durian enterprise.

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Cowl picture sourced from Shopee.